Monday, March 24, 2008

Why I'm Awesome (Part 18 of 7,412): REAL

People, people, we need to talk.

[ This post brought to you by dumb people. ]

Anyone who actually thinks I'm a bitch deserves to keep thinking I'm a bitch. What I am, is a very loud, outspoken person with a strong personality and a stronger attitude who actually doesn't give much of a fuck about what people she doesn't care for or respect think.

You know how you lie or embellish a story when there is no need for embellishment or lies? Whether it's to make you look better or not as dumb or whatever, you edit the story somewhat?

Stop that. It's stupid.

Real life is interesting enough without you idiots sassing it all up with dumb stories that are designed only to make you look more badass or make you look more like the victim or what-have-you. False modesty is also pretty fucking stupid... if you did something great, IT'S OKAY TO FEEL GREAT ABOUT IT AND IT IS CERTAINLY OKAY TO TELL THE STORY EXACTLY HOW IT HAPPENED.

If you were dumb, own up to that shit. If you were awesome, own up to that shit.

Seriously. Sooner or later you'll do something that is ACTUALLY badass or you'll do something that is ACTUALLY stupid. Bank on those moments to share your stories in all their realistic glory, because guess what.

What actually happens in life, the real shit... there's nothing in your imagination that can rival it when it decides to get in your face.

Enough bullshit. Whether it's to get validation or to make people like you more, enough bullshit. If they like you, they'll like you! If they don't, they don't, and why the fuck should you care?

So knock it off.

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